Fund My Journey

Fund My Journey

Sponsor an existence and get a monthly briefing on its progress.

Sponsor an existence and get a monthly briefing on its progress.

For your entire life…or mine.

Crypto-Powered Brotherhood

You send crypto, I send back stories.
A digital handshake sealed in the blockchain.

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Ape In

Send BTC, SOL, ETH, or any shitcoin you're confy parting with to my wallet.

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Ape In

Send BTC, SOL, ETH, or any shitcoin you're confy parting with to my wallet.

1

Ape In

Send BTC, SOL, ETH, or any shitcoin you're confy parting with to my wallet.

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Ping Me

Drop me a message with the TX via contact form, PM on X, or email.

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Ping Me

Drop me a message with the TX via contact form, PM on X, or email.

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Ping Me

Drop me a message with the TX via contact form, PM on X, or email.

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Sit Back & Watch

Enjoy a monthly update made possible by your legendary generosity.

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Sit Back & Watch

Enjoy a monthly update made possible by your legendary generosity.

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Sit Back & Watch

Enjoy a monthly update made possible by your legendary generosity.

No ticker, no contract: no rug pull in sight.
Just one crypto transaction, and you're in for life.

Destiny awaits, make your move

Destiny awaits, make your move

Destiny awaits, make your move

What the f* is this

An experiment on CT’s willingness to fund randomness.
Are you degen enough to take part?

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Lifetime Ride

Drop some crypto once and mint a front-row seat to a real, evolving human journey.

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Lifetime Ride

Drop some crypto once and mint a front-row seat to a real, evolving human journey.

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Lifetime Ride

Drop some crypto once and mint a front-row seat to a real, evolving human journey.

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Real Impact

An on-chain transaction shaping an unfiltered off-chain reality, with real-life consequences.

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Real Impact

An on-chain transaction shaping an unfiltered off-chain reality, with real-life consequences.

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Real Impact

An on-chain transaction shaping an unfiltered off-chain reality, with real-life consequences.

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Gratitude Pact

More than support, it's a lifelong bond, and i'll always recognize you as part of my story.

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Gratitude Pact

More than support, it's a lifelong bond, and i'll always recognize you as part of my story.

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Gratitude Pact

More than support, it's a lifelong bond, and i'll always recognize you as part of my story.

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No Lambo

Forget the moon, it’s a raw adventure broadcast, sent back to those who made it happen.

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No Lambo

Forget the moon, it’s a raw adventure broadcast, sent back to those who made it happen.

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No Lambo

Forget the moon, it’s a raw adventure broadcast, sent back to those who made it happen.

Is this for you, anon?

Who the f* is behind this?

Is this for you, anon?

Who the f* is behind this?

Is this for you, anon?

Who the f* is behind this?

What’s a worthy tribute?

When does this experiment begin and end?

What do you actually get?

What’s the Guarantee Here?

What’s a worthy tribute?

When does this experiment begin and end?

What do you actually get?

What’s the Guarantee Here?

What’s a worthy tribute?

When does this experiment begin and end?

What do you actually get?

What’s the Guarantee Here?

The Degen Counter

Fueling my escape from the matrix, one tx at a time.
(Updated daily at ~12:00 UTC)

The Milly Grind

Key Stats from Launch on Feb 20th, 2025 - Last Update Feb 21 :

Total BTC received: 0 BTC

Total ETH received: 0 ETH

Total SOL received: 0 SOL

Total value in USD: ~0X

Total degens onboarded: 0

Hall of Fame

Dedicated to the absolute legends who have contributed the most:

#1: [Address] ($0 USD)

#2: [Address] ($0 USD)

#3: [Address] ($0 USD)

#4: [Address] ($0 USD)

#5: [Address] ($0 USD)

Contact

Whether you’re here to secure your spot in the history of degens with a TX, ask a question, or just say something wild: reach out.

Fill in the form below, slide into my X DMs, or drop me an email at fundmyjourneybtc@gmail.com.

Fill in the form below, slide into my X DMs, or drop me an email at fundmyjourneybtc@gmail.com.

Fill in the form below, slide into my X DMs, or drop me an email at fundmyjourneybtc@gmail.com.

Crafted in 2025 with 0 skills. Only blind optimism, questionable Paint skills, and AI magic.

Crafted in 2025 with 0 skills. Only blind optimism, questionable Paint skills, and AI magic.

Crafted in 2025 with 0 skills. Only blind optimism, questionable Paint skills, and AI magic.